“Mr. President,” said Whitehouse Press Secratary Johnny Morton, “I have Captain Lafitte on the phone.” The president stared passively into the east lawn.

“Put him through, put him through immediately.” And that was the beginning of the end. The deal was made. The president had commissioned the notorious pirate Captain Lafitte to kill the one, the only, Wolfhook. The Captain started tracking Wolfhook in his usual haunts, but to no avail. Wolfhook was too clever. Finally the Captain had a plan, he had to get a car, not just any car, a special car, he had to have the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile. He borrowed the Weiner Mobile from his friends at Oscar Meyer. Soon the Captain thought, soon he will come.

The Captain drove the Weiner Mobile (Now known as the Laffitte’s Hot dog van) around city after city. Finally he heard it. A loud bang hit the side of the hot dog van. Laffitte knew it had to be Wolfhook. He took out his diamond gun and began shooting wildly. He jumped out of the van getting ready to finish Wolfhook off. In his haste he dropped from his pockets two baby sized hooks for his son, he never realized he dropped them until it was too late. For it wasnt until he got out of the car that he realized he hadnt shot Wolfhook at all. Instead he just shot a poor harmless hot dog loving duck.

“Quack” said the duck. Laffitte swore to himself, and got back in the Weiner Mobile leaving the duck for dead (a dead duck). The duck was shot, but not in the body. Instead the bullets had taken his feet. The duck crawled over and stumbled upon the baby sized hooks. “This is a nice fit,” said the duck. He put them on. And then, then it happened. Duckhook was born, but would he be evil or good? Evil or good??