The red carpet was laid out in all it’s cherry-like glory.  Soon all the stars would be here at the 4th annual Oscar Meyer Hotdog eating contest.  The press waited anxiously, shining their camera’s and exercising their picture taking fingers.  In 30 minutes Yokomono Kikmonoko was to arrive, he defended the title.  Who could possibly beat Yokomono?

Their was something out of the first contestent’s limo.  Perhaps it was it’s dark red color, or the fact it was being driven by a man with a suspicious resemblance to Duckhook, either way the pappaprazzi started taking pictures rapidly.  The man who got out of the limo was wearing  a french tunic and a large derby hat.  “Which contestent are you?” asked one of the members of the press.  “Hotdogs,” replied the man in the French tunic, “Hot diggity dogs,” he continued.  Then the figure in the tunic went inside the building and ate all the hotdogs and then killed a few photographers just because he was bored.  The Winner of the 2003 Hot Dog Eating Contest?  Well offically there was none, but Wolfhook sure did eat a lot.

Author’s Note:  I really regret not killing off Yokomono in this story.  He was such a jerk when I asked for his autograph man I hate that guy.