“Ever since I was a kid, I’ve had these bad dreams. You know, like the ones that make you pee a little. In my dreams, there is this man with a huge gun and a labcoat that chases me.  It seems like no matter how hard I try, I can’t imitate a fast enough runner to get away from this evil man.  Then, my siblings and I are all back home sitting in the den, my mother usually grooming my younger sister.  I dream about them because I want to be with them again.  I don’t know if you knew this, but I was kidnapped at a very young age by a real life version of this nightmare man.  When I have a bad dream, I wake up, clean up the little bit of pee that came out, boil up a couple of bot fogs, and then I go out and I kill and kill and kill.  For I am Wolfhook.  OOOOOWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!”

Author’s note:  Holy crap, not even I knew that it was wolfhook.