“Ooooh yum!” exclaimed little Nancy Newton, “I love _____.”

“Don’t eat things you find on the floor, honey.” Replied Mom Newton.

Nancy put down the ______ and took Mom’s hand. Rain pitter pats on top of their heads as they leave the Bluestone Bistro.

“Mom, I want a _____ badly!”

“Wait till we get home Nancy, you know I bought some. I’ll boil them for you while you watch cartoons”

“Dandy.” Said Nancy with a grin, as if she had actually said an entire sentence.

“Don’t say dandy,” Mom, sternly.

Meanwhile a cluster of open umbrellas speaks to the public. “Want to buy an umbrella? Or maybe some _____!?

The cluster is actually a man in a black full body poncho, who happens to be selling umbrellas. Nancy, at the mention of _____, runs to the man. The poncho flies and it is Wolfhook. The umbrellas evaporate and Wolfhook wipes the tears off of Nancy’s face, HARD. Mom runs toward Nancy to stop her, but it’s too late, Wolfhook has already ripped the little girl’s face completely off, so she tries instead to run the other way. Wolfhook writes a message on the Nancy’s face (which he is holding like an open scroll) and chases Mom like he’s chasing something that he REALLY wants to catch.

Duckhook flies overhead, just trying to mind his own bizniss, when he sees Wolfhook getting closer and closer to Mom (that’s her real first name, isn’t that weird?). As Wolfhook gets close enough to Mom, he sticks Nancy’s face onto her back and it sticks, revealing the message: KICK ME. So Wolfhook kicks her really hard and it kills her because his foot is a hook… duh.

Duckhook swoops down and observes the mess.

“Dandy” says duckhook.

Mom comes back to life for a second and says, “Don’t say dandy,” and then she dies again.

Author’s note: I think we all know what food Nancy wanted, but I thought I saw wolfhook earlier, and I didn’t want to even type the name of the delicious treat while he might still be around. I love _____.