Here We Go Again
Wolfhook opened his eyes and, extending his limbs in a morning stretch, tore his bedsheets yet again. “Alexa, open the shades and start my tea.” Light poured into the tiny, immaculate, post-tik-neo-tok apartment as Wolfhook sat up, unplugged his IV from The Dataplex, and fired up his hololens display to check what was going on…
A Grave Mistake
Dodd was walking through the forest and it was really dark, right? Suddenly, Wolfhook jumped out from behind a tree and it really surprised Dodd. But instead of shouting, “oh no!” Dodd shouted “Oh yeah!” on accident and it was so hilarious. Then Wolfhook shoved a hook down his stupid throat. Author’s Note: Oh yeah!
The Bluestone Bistro
“Ooooh yum!” exclaimed little Nancy Newton, “I love _____.” “Don’t eat things you find on the floor, honey.” Replied Mom Newton. Nancy put down the ______ and took Mom’s hand. Rain pitter pats on top of their heads as they leave the Bluestone Bistro. “Mom, I want a _____ badly!” “Wait till we get home…
Night Terrors
“Ever since I was a kid, I’ve had these bad dreams. You know, like the ones that make you pee a little. In my dreams, there is this man with a huge gun and a labcoat that chases me. It seems like no matter how hard I try, I can’t imitate a fast enough runner…
The Hottub Misadventure (based on a true story)
“mmf. smackle smooch, oh yeah, mmmm mwa” *Click Click* “What was that?” “Oh cmon baby it was nothin’ c’mere, mmm, uuuh, yeeah, that’s right.” *rrr…* “You can’t tell me you didn’t just hear that.” “Hear what baby? C’mon give me some sugar.” “No listen.” … … … “I’m getting out.” “No way sugar pie. We…
Pieces of Legislation
Penny Nickels opened wide for another big bite of a scrumptious cookie left over from the legislation meeting. “mnnumf, mmm.” she explained to noone inparticular. The TV was on pretty loud so she didn’t hear the quack-quacking at first. Another morsel entered her mouth as a bear on the television tried to coax her into…
Wolfhook's Lair 